Monday, April 13, 2015

Why So Serious?


Why so serious?

 

*May contain spoilers of superhero movies*

 

You know, after my extensive contact with both DC and Marvel movies, comics, plotlines, fan-fiction, what have you, I have come to a realization. DC has no sense of humor.

            Now, I know you probably have no idea what I’m talking about, but think about it. Think about all of the most recent superhero movies you have seen lately.

The Amazing Spiderman:

“Peter, why is your face all dirty?”

“I uh…I was cleaning the chimney…”

“…We don’t have a chimney.”

“…Whaaaaaaat….?”

 

Superman:

-Father is about to get sucked into a tornado. Gives Clark a look not to save him-

-Clark lets him die-

-His real father dies 5 seconds into the movie-

 

…..You see the dilemma, correct? Besides Gwen Stacy, not many people in Marvel movies die. God knows they trick you into believing so every single Avengers movie. Frankly, I was tired of having my emotions played with, but I’m definitely happy Nick Fury is alive. Marvel seems to realize that they can have jokes in their movies. DC is always dark and brooding.

            Not only are the stories typically darker in DC, the actual filmography and landscaping of the movies is darker. Watch a DC movie and pay close attention to the coloring. At least to me, it seems that DC movies are darker both figuratively and literally. Marvel isn’t afraid to add some comedy, even if their heroes aren’t as strong of characters as DC. That is why Marvel movies are typically better than DC movies.

There Is A Difference



There Is a Difference

 

            I am sure that most of you are familiar with a few comic books characters. Even those of you whom aren’t the “comic book type”, you’ve most likely seen at least a few superhero movies: Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Thor, etc. I would hope that you could, at the very least, name a few (If you can’t.. shame on you). Now, what many people seemingly fail to realize is the fact that the more popular comics are split between two major comics; DC and Marvel. Sadly, I doubt that most people would be able to categorize the more commonly franchised heroes. To those people, I am scowling at you admonishingly.

            Now, under the assumption that most of you might not know which characters belong to which respective comic, I’ll give you a few examples:

            DC: Batman, Batgirl, Beast Boy, Catwoman, Cyborg, Deathstroke, Harley Quinn, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Damien Wayne, Lex Luthor, Joker, Hawkgirl, Nightwing, Penguin, Raven, Riddler, Robin, Superman, Wonderwoman, Swamp Thing, The Flash, and Zatanna. (There are countless others, but I’m sure that gives you a good idea of who corresponds with whom.) - http://www.dccomics.com/characters

 

            Marvel: Beast, Black Widow, Blade, Bruce Banner, Deadpool, Callisto, Captain Marvel, Captain America, Charles Xavier, Daredevil, Doctor Doom, Electro, Falcon, Green Goblin, Cyclops, Ghost Rider, Gwen Stacy, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Johnny Storm, Mystique, Nick Fury, Thing, and Thor.

http://marvel.com/characters/browse

 

            Now, as you can see from the list above, the DC characters are, in my opinion, a bit more commonly known. Marvel tends to have too many obscure characters that come in countless versions. The characters are usually quite a bit different.

First of all, Marvel heroes tend to have pretty normal lives before becoming a superhero. The most common reason for this is probably because the characters undergo some weird change later on in their lives and develop super powers. Peter Parker was a completely regular boy until his uncle died and he was bitten by a radioactive spider; Spiderman. Steve Rogers was an undersized boy who wanted to be a soldier, so, he did experimental testing for the government that turned him into a super soldier; Captain America. Though there are a few different background stories, Bruce Banner was a normal man until he was blasted by Gamma Rays during an experimental bombing; he then became the Hulk.

            On the counter side, the DC characters tend to be a bit more extraordinary. Bruce Wayne was a boy who saw his parents murdered before his eyes and swore then and there to exact revenge on criminals like the one that took his parents. For years, he trained physically and intellectually, and creates a mass amount of weapons and technology that allow him to operate as well or even better than other heroes with actual superpowers. Clark Kent (Born: Kal-El) is an extra-terrestrial from the planet Krypton. His father, a scientist name Jor-El, sent Kal-El away on a rocket as an infant before his home planet was completely destroyed. He was found in Kansas and adopted by a farmer and his wife, starting to develop powers at a young age. He always had a strong sense of protectiveness and morals, resulting in his becoming Superman. Diana Prince is an Amazonian Demigod princess from island Themyscira. Clearly, that is not an ordinary background. Diana is a fighter of Justice who protects the world as Wonder woman.

            I believe another reason it’s easier to identify specific heroes of DC comics is because they are much more… epic and powerful. Marvel characters usually have just one power; Cyclops has his laser beam eye, Wolverine has his claws. DC characters have countless powers; Superman has flying, laser vision, ice breath, super strength, x-ray vision, and many more. Marvel characters seem to stick in packs more often; X-men, Fantastic Four, The Avengers. Though there is the Justice League for DC characters, they tend to stick to their own individual storylines so that you are able to spend more time focusing on that individual superhero.

            DC likes to factor mythology into their stories. Princess Diana is a demigod, Zatanna is a magician, Thor is an Asgardian God, Superman is an alien. Let me put this into perspective for you. Let’s start back with the first season of Justice League. That season alone had an alien invasion, a war with Atlantis, a sorcerer blackmailing the Amazons to release the God of the Underworld, Hades, from Tartarus, people trading extraterrestrials as slaves, Gorilla Grodd attacking Gorilla City (which...sounds funny-), a demon helping the Justice League to defeat a sorceress, the League transported to a parallel comic book universe (There are so many different universes, it’s hard to keep stories straight), and an immortal ex-caveman going back in time to help the Nazis win WWII… Let’s all just take a minute to breathe. While DC is dealing with their battles with heaven, hell, and everything in-between, Marvel is usually sticking to their sci-fi world and battling evil scientists and the like.

            It is for these reasons above that I clearly find it difficult to pick which comic I love most. Of course, I would most likely pick DC characters and storyline, but I think Marvel has more realistic types of heroes as they are usually centered on typical humans that undergo a transformation.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Man Mulan


Mulan
 
As you could probably realize from my URL, I am a major advocate for any and all Disney creations. I love them to death, I hold them near and dear, I grew up watching them, and my children will watch them because they brought me happiness. I have realized that, as I’ve gotten older, I have begun to notice and analyze more of the plot line than I ever would have as a child.
There has been one plot point I never understood while watching the movie, Mulan. As everyone knows, Mulan is a young Chinese girl who has come of age and is supposed to be getting married. Yet, she cannot seem to fit to any of the typical standards for a woman of her age. She can’t play the part of a quiet and obedient wife. Her father is being drafted to go to war against the Huns and he is already injured from a previous war he had participated in. Mulan tries to convince her dad that it’s too dangerous but her father only speaks of family honor and says that her inability to follow orders shames them.
In order to save her father and prove herself, Mulan takes her father’s armor and goes to war in his place, disguised as a boy. Throughout the movie, Mulan trades off between her usual voice and her “man” voice. She was also bathing in a river with her hair down when a few fellow soldiers got in and no one had the slightest clue that she was a woman. While her façade was an important plot point and even a comedic point throughout the story, I find it hard to believe that no one realized that she was a woman.
She has a high voice, she came to training with no muscle mass, she is relatively petite and she has a feminine face. The fact that these burly men with whom she spent mass amounts of time with hadn’t realized that she was a woman is a bit unrealistic. Of course, it’s all a cartoon for children who most likely wouldn’t be analyzing gender roles, so I suppose realism isn’t exactly what they were going for.

Animated Abomination


Animated Abomination

 

“Like fire

 Hellfire

 This fire in my skin

 This burning desire

 Is turning me to sin”

 

 “Protect me, Maria

 Don't let this siren cast her spell

 Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

 Destroy Esmeralda

 And let her taste the fires of Hell

 Or else let her be mine and mine alone”

 

“Hellfire

 Dark fire

 Now gypsy, it's your turn

 Choose me or

 Your pyre

 Be mine or you will burn”

 

            Have you recognized this little poem yet? No? Well, I’ll give you a hint: It is the lyrics to a song from a famous 1996 movie. Is it a horror film? A musical? A thriller? You may be surprised to know, if you haven’t recognized these words already, this song comes from the ever popular Disney cartoon The Hunchback of Notre Dame. This song is sang by the Minister of Justice Claude Frollo. Of course, this Disney film is a remake of a classic Victor Hugo story that would still be much more grotesque than the movie you loved as a child.

In this version, a beautiful gypsy woman was carrying a bundle that was believed to be stolen goods. She ran from authorities and was pursued by Frollo whom chased her to the church where the woman tried to enter and claim sanctuary, meaning they could not arrest her within church walls. Frollo snatched the bundle from her and kicked the woman down, causing her to hit her head on the cement steps and die. Frollo realized that the bundle was only a baby, but it is horribly disfigured and he claims that it is a demon which must be killed. The Archdeacon of the church witnesses the whole thing and tells Frollo that the divine beings of Notre Dame witnessed the innocent blood he shed on the steps of the church and the only way to save his soul from eternal damnation is to raise the baby as his own. Frollo begrudgingly agrees and has the Archdeacon keep the baby in the bell tower for years. The baby is named Quasimodo. He is humpbacked and facially disfigured which is why he is forbidden from leaving the tower.

Over a course of events, Quasimodo meets a beautiful gypsy woman named Esmeralda when he leaves the bell tower. Frollo hates gypsies and believes they are witches who should be killed. Yet, despite his hatred, Frollo has a lustful obsession with Esmeralda. The song above named “Hellfire” is basically saying that Esmeralda shall be his or she will burn her alive. Now, as a child, I for one never realized the message or lyrics of the song. It wasn’t until more recently that I began to understand the dark meaning behind the song.

The entire premise of the movie is quite dark and a bit mature for children. It relies heavily on religion and has quite a few mentions of eternal damnation. Frollo kills Quasi’s mother and tries to burn a family alive after locking them inside, it speaks of lust, sin, and hell fire and labels Quasimodo as a horrible abomination. While I personally adore the movie and the friendship that develops between Esmeralda and Quasi due to their understanding of each other and being shunned by society, if you had not watched this movie growing up, it would be quite unsettling to discover that the movie is designated for children.

Not only is the story itself quite mature, it makes you question many other Disney movies. Walt Disney created so many movies that we as children grew up watching. Are there other stories and songs that we have never analyzed in depth which could be compared to “Hellfire”?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacUZ-bEhE

Monday, February 2, 2015

American Horror Story: Asylum


American Horror Story: Season 2

 

            For anyone who has watched American Horror Story, you will know that every season is its own storyline. No continuation, it’s a completely fresh start. Now, so far, my favorite season by far is Season 2: Asylum which takes place in an insane asylum (Hence, the title…) . There is one thing about the season that bothers me. SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ IF YOU PLAN ON WATCHING IT! Season 2, in a short summary, is about a serial murder in 1964. He attacks women, skins them, and cuts off their heads. The main character of the season (one of them, anyway) is named Kit Walker. He is a white man who is married to a black woman named Alma. Clearly, interracial relationships are frowned upon during this time. One night, after Kit gets home from work, there are lights filling his house and loud noises and his wife disappears. Next, a reporter named Lana Winters goes to the Asylum under false pretenses to expose the poor conditions of the Asylum. In short, they believe Kit is a murderer and killed the women because of a bitterness about how he wasn’t supposed to be able to love his wife and one night, he snapped and killed his wife.

            The basis of this story revolves around the Devil who possesses an innocent nun after he is exorcised from a young teen boy.  Now, the Devil aspect was very uniquely done and I very much enjoyed it. It made a lot of sense and it helped us to discover secrets about the past of the head nun, Sister Jude. She used to be a heavy drinker and a woman who had many affairs. Then, one night, after she hit a young girl with her car in a drunken stupor, she went to join the congregation. IT was perfectly written with twists and turns, greatly developed characters, insane plots, and a very enticing storyline… Until they brought in the aliens. It turns out that Kit’s wife was actually abducted by aliens and wasn’t really dead. Kit is like..their experiment and they made sure he and Alma had a baby. We never find out why they wanted Kit, why he was special, or why they brought back Grace to have Kit’s other baby. I find it to be a large hole in the plot line. Though I was absolutely in love with the storyline, I cannot get over their combining of Nazis in World War 2, the legend of Anne Frank, God, the devil, religion, murder, psychology, and aliens. The story takes place in an earlier time, (60's or 70's) and yet, they have aliens with technology far more advanced that we never get to see or learn about. While each individual story intrigued me completely and caught my attention, I believe it was a bit much combining them all into one plotline. They did it seamlessly so that everything seemed to go together, but it had my head constantly spinning.

La Llorona


La Llorona

 

The Weeping Woman (La Llorona) is an old Hispanic wives tale that has been told for generations throughout the word. This tale is one that is typically told by elders to the younger generations. It’s sort of along the lines of the boogie man. This story is told as a way to make children behave such as; if you’re bad, Santa Clause will see and he won’t give you presents, or, “If you make that face, it will get stuck like that”. It is not a story people will easily forget, and some people swear that it is a true story.

Long years ago in a humble little village there lived a fine looking girl named Maria Some say she was the most beautiful girl in the world! And because she was so beautiful, Maria thought she was better than everyone else.

As Maria grew older, her beauty increased And her pride in her beauty grew too When she was a young woman, she would not even look at the young men from her village. They weren't good enough for her! "When I marry," Maria would say, "I will marry the most handsome man in the world."

And then one day, into Maria's village rode a man who seemed to be just the one she had been talking about. He was a dashing young ranchero, the son of a wealthy rancher from the southern plains. He could ride like a Comanche! In fact, if he owned a horse, and it grew tame, he would give it away and go rope a wild horse from the plains. He thought it wasn't manly to ride a horse if it wasn't half wild.

He was handsome! And he could play the guitar and sing beautifully. Maria made up her mind-that was, the man for her! She knew just the tricks to win his attention.

If the ranchero spoke when they met on the pathway, she would turn her head away. When he came to her house in the evening to play his guitar and serenade her, she wouldn't even come to the window. She refused all his costly gifts. The young man fell for her tricks. "That haughty girl, Maria, Maria! " he said to himself. "I know I can win her heart. I swear I'll marry that girl."

And so everything turned out as Maria planned. Before long, she and the ranchero became engaged and soon they were married. At first, things were fine. They had two children and they seemed to be a happy family together. But after a few years, the ranchero went back to the wild life of the prairies. He would leave town and be gone for months at a time. And when he returned home, it was only to visit his children. He seemed to care nothing for the beautiful Maria. He even talked of setting Maria aside and marrying a woman of his own wealthy class.

As proud as Maria was, of course she became very angry with the ranchero. She also began to feel anger toward her children, because he paid attention to them, but just ignored her.

One evening, as Maria was strolling with her two children on the shady pathway near the river, the ranchero came by in a carriage. An elegant lady sat on the seat beside him. He stopped and spoke to his children, but he didn't even look at Maria. He whipped the horses on up the street.

When she saw that, a terrible rage filled Maria, and it all turned against her children. And although it is sad to tell, the story says that in her anger Maria seized her two children and threw them into the river! But as they disappeared down the stream, she realized what she had done! She ran down the bank of the river, reaching out her arms to them. But they were long gone.

The next morning, a traveler brought word to the villagers that a beautiful woman lay dead on the bank of the river. That is where they found Maria, and they laid her to rest where she had fallen.

But the first night Maria was in the grave, the villagers heard the sound of crying down by the river. It was not the wind, it was La Llorona crying. "Where are my children?" And they saw a woman walking up and down the bank of the river, dressed in a long white robe, the way they had dressed Maria for burial. On many a dark night they saw her walk the river bank and cry for her children. And so they no longer spoke of her as Maria. They called her La Llorona, the weeping woman. And by that name she is known to this day. Children are warned not to go out in the dark, for, La Llorona might snatch them and never return them.


 

          Why is it that people believe in this tale so strongly? A common pattern with Hispanic folklore is a strong belief. I’m not sure why, but it seems that Hispanic tales are usually the most widely believed and they are usually quite obscure. Maybe the tale is so deeply ingrained into their childhoods that it follows the children to adulthood.

Monday, January 26, 2015

The Heirs of the Gods

Why do Greek gods have so many children? They tend to have many affairs with the mortals that walk among earth on top of the affairs they partake in with other gods. The most surprising (and confusing) aspect of this is... Mortals are believed to be beneath them. They are simply the peasants and heathens that bow in submission to the gods... Yet, gods, most commonly the men, reproduce with so many countless humans that their offspring cannot be recorded. Part of the reason could be because there were so many feuds among the gods and goddesses that they thought it best to associate with each other as little as possible or because, with all of the infidelity, they believed the consequences would be much less severe if they were only with mere mortals. Part of the reason could be because humans are so easily manipulated and are more than willing to do anything for their Gods. Regardless of their reasoning, gods don't seem to abide by the rule put in place that was intended to keep them away from humans to reduce the number of half-bloods. There are so many cases of inbreeding and infidelity that it is rare that anyone can be sure of whose children belong to whom.
    The strangest part of mythology is, in most cases, people don't believe them to be true. Excluding those who study it religiously, they are folklore, myths. Who would want to idolize people who were constantly cheating and unfaithful, killing, and lying. Hades kidnapped Persephone and forced her to be his wife, Hephaestus was thrown from Olympus by his family, being deemed too ugly. Jupiter (the counter part of Zeus in Roman Mythology) wanted to be with his sister Juno (Counter part of Hera). When she refused him, he disguised himself as a wounded bird, knowing she would try to help. When she held him to her chest to keep him warm, he resumed his true form, raped her, and she was forced to marry him to hide her shame. It is these types of stories that people have created and even taken as their religious or spiritual beliefs.



The Phantom of the Opera






The Phantom of the Opera

 

        What do you think of when you think of The Phantom of the opera? The dark and dismal catacombs in which the greatest of the music was created? The angelic singing that seemed to come from the walls of the opera house? The strange, yet beautiful, show put on by the performers of the opera house? Well, regardless of what you think of, I think of a misunderstood, disturbed genius who was abused because of his facial deformity and was denied the one person in his existence who had ever truly given him a chance of being happy.

            Yes, I know what you’re thinking, “Wow, that was a happy way to start…” (Note the sarcasm) Well, let me break this down for you all and explain why I am so heavily opinionated in my beliefs on the Phantom. The Phantom from the classic tale I speak of was a young boy, abandoned because he was deformed (In the 2004 version that I am talking about, he was born deformed. I watch the movie version because…easy access and Gerard Butler!). He was brought into a circus at a young age and held in a cage labeled “The Devil’s Child”. Every show, a man would come into the cage while Erik would be playing or innocently going about his day. He had to wear a potato sack on his head and would spend all of his time in the cage playing with a little toy monkey. The man would go in and rip the sack off of Erik’s head and would beat him with a thick coil of rope as bystanders laughed and threw money at them as if it were all a joke. An innocent child beaten and degraded for money. You can see how disgusting and despicable this is, yes? Erik then took the rope once everyone had left and strangled his abuser. Madam Giry (The woman who basically runs the opera house) was a young ballerina at the time and she helped Erik escape to the catacombs of the opera house. He never left. It became his home and he created music, architecture, practiced magic; he was an utter genius.

            Quite some time after he went to the opera house, a young girl at the age of 7, Christine Daae, came to the opera house after her father, a famous violinist, had perished. Her father had always promised that, once he was gone, he would send her an angel of music and that he would never let her be alone. Erik became that for her. He saw her talent and wanted to nurture her from more of a father perspective. Yet, he was never seen as Christine grew up. He took her under his wing and trained her to be an amazing singer as she grew up into her teen years. Erik would do it at night from his many passageways and doors. Christine had no idea who her “Angel of Music” really was.

            Christine was discovered to be an amazing singer at about the age of 16 when the lead of an opera dropped out. Christine’s childhood friend, Raul, became the patron of the opera house, unaware that Christine was there, because his family was very wealthy. When he saw her in the show, it was the cliché reconnection and he instantly fell in love. Erik was extremely angry and finally showed himself to Christine, taking her to the catacombs where she could see how he lived and created his art, sentenced to the dark and dismal underground where no one could judge him.

            Throughout the story, Christine, in my opinion, is extremely two-faced. She can’t decide how she feels about the Phantom. He is clearly in love with her but he is most likely about twice her age. He does kill two people that she knows of and that clearly terrifies her, but she can’t help but to succumb to him and his music while in his presence. Raul is being jealous and shady and saying that they must kill that Phantom because he has clearly gone mad. The frustrating thing is that Christine seems to be terrified of the Phantom while in Raul’s presence, but she has no problem following the Phantom and being close to him when he comes around. Even after the first murder when Erik murdered Joseph Bouquet, Christine had only met him earlier that day. Right after the murder, she and Raul rushed out of the opera house as she sang, “He’ll kill you. His eyes will find us there, those eyes that burn. My god, who is this man who hunts to kill? I can’t escape from him, I never will. And if he has to kill a thousand men, the Phantom of the Opera will kill, and kill again!” ...What is this? No- You met him earlier the same day and you already assume that he is completely obsessed with you. Not to say that Erik wasn’t obsessed with Christine, but no need to jump to such hasty conclusions. Furthermore, no one saw Erik do it. Granted, we all know he did, but you couldn’t even see him.

            Not to say I condone the decisions and the behavior of Erik, but I understand why he became so aggressive and violent. He never hurt anyone before Raul came. He only wanted to help Christine but, as she changed and grew older, his feelings for her changed. When Raul came, he felt as if he were running out of time. He panicked a bit when he saw Christine was being taken away and had gotten engaged maybe two days after Raul came. He went a bit crazy. The only person in his existence to ever truly care for him, the person he had cared for and mentored for 10 years, over half of her life, was just going to abandon him for someone she hadn’t seen since she was 7. He wasn’t going to risk losing her. In the end, he let her go. He let her be happy with Raul while he was never seen again. Even after Christine was dead at least 50 years later, when the Phantom would have been in his 80’s or 90’s, he left his red rose with a black ribbon tied around it on her tombstone. He loved her after all of those years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZnIGETQPQ


"No One Would Listen" The Phantom.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Mountain Ash




Teen Wolf: Mountain Ash most likely refers to the Sorbus scopulina, a small to medium-sized deciduous tree common in Northern California. The tree, also known as Rowan, is woven throughout the folklore of many regions as a ward against evil beings, and can be generalized to any supernatural being. Teen Wolf creator Jeff Davis has called Mountain Ash “magic” (The episode where Derek Hale is shot with it is called "Magic Bullet") but the mechanism through which it exerts power is unclear. Within the show, Mountain Ash is mainly used by Druids. It blocks and exhibits control over werewolves and other supernatural creatures.  Mountain ash tends to come in handy and is an easily created barrier. Ms. Morrell and Jennifer Blake are both Druids. They throw down circles of Mountain Ash dust to create a personal shield to protect them from others. Peter Hale could not pass while a balustrade made of the wood was down, completing the circle of Mountain Ash built into the Vet Clinic in Formality. Capsules filled with Mountain Ash powder and ingested by Gerard Argent after he had been bitten by Derek Hale, an alpha wolf, caused him to violently reject a werewolf bite. He was throwing up black blood and had it pouring from his nose, eyes, ears, and mouth.


Real Life: Mountain ash is very general as it is used to describe multiple trees.
  • Eucalyptus regnans, the tallest of all flowering plants and other floral species.
  • Fraxinus texensis, an ash tree species in Texas.
  • Sorbus aucuparia, which is also known as Rowan.


  • The tree species "Sorbus Aucuparia" is commonly known as the American Mountain-ash. It is a deciduous perennial tree, native to eastern North America. It is a relatively small tree, reaching 40 feet. It's bark is typically a light gray and smooth texture. It later becomes smooth, brownish red, and later papery and breakable. Its wood under the bark is pale brown, soft, and close-grained but very weak.


    Though the plant itself is real, Jeff Davis has a habit of manipulating common and realistic things and turning them into something of an active imagination. The mountain ash in the show is said to be some sort of magic. It is unexplained in the show how exactly mountain ash works in respects of blocking out the supernatural. The only breech of the barrier is when Scott McCall uses all of his strength and pushes through the barrier, proving himself to be the True Alpha.

    The Hale Family: The Fire That Changed It All


    The Hale Family: The Fire That Changed It All

     

                Attention to all fans of the hit TV show: Teen Wolf. If you are not caught up on the show up to season 4, you should just stop reading now. You find out about a few characters and different plots from seasons 1, 2, 3, and 4 and it is completely tainted with spoilers. If you decide to continue reading… You were warned.

     

    I have no shame in saying that I personally believe Teen Wolf is the greatest, most creative, fact filled, heart-stopping TV show to ever grace the screen and Monday night lineup of MTV, or more likely, any other channel. One of the main reasons I find myself magnetized to my television during the hour of greatness is the beautiful and infamous Derek Hale. Derek Hale is the mysterious bad boy of the show who is brooding and always appearing out of nowhere wearing a scowl on his face. No one quite knows why he is always so angry until about half way through season 1.

                Derek Hale is a natural born werewolf who came from a long line and strong family of wolves. During the first season, we get to go to the hospital and meet Derek’s uncle, Peter Hale. Peter has one side of his body completely burned and he is paralyzed. He has been unable to move, speak, or do anything for himself (even make a motion to show he is alive) for about six years. It is revealed by Derek later on that his family was burned to death in fire caused by a huntress and her team of cronies. Little do we know that the huntress who burned his family alive was actually Derek’s ex-girlfriend. Derek had been at school with his older sister, Laura, during the fire; which is why they were believed to be the only survivors of the fire. (Side note: I did the math on this! Derek was about 22-25 season 2. Kate was late 20’s- early 30’s. She was at least 5 years older than him. He had a relationship with her when he was only 16 years old. She was at least 20 years old! That is illegal! She should have gone to jail! On top of burning down a house and killing a family.. but.. still- Ew!)

              Throughout the next few seasons, the fire is mentioned a few times and more details are given about the fire. I am not sure if they will go further into the Hale family or not later on in the seasons. They truly only base most of the back stories and flash backs around Derek and give strange, random tidbits about his mother, Talia. The Hales were a very large family and we know nothing about them other than that they were werewolves. In season 2, Sheriff Stilinski is looking through the Hale fire case file and we get to see a quick glimpse of the police report. It states in the report that 11 people died in the fire… WHO ARE THESE 11 PEOPLE!? We have Talia, Cora (A sister that we didn’t know existed until she returned, alive, in season 3), I am unsure of whether or not Peter was included in the death toll of the house but, for argument’s sake, let’s just throw him in as one of the bodies. That accounts for about 3/11 of the people in the house…

              Now, let’s think logically. Laura was the oldest living Hale child, unless there was some Hale child that had graduated high school and was home for some reason, because Laura became alpha once her mother died. There were no other kids at school because they wouldn’t have been home for the fire. The likelihood that there was a child younger than grade school besides Cora is unlikely, but could account for maybe one or two children. We never figure out who Derek’s dad is. Peter was never said to be married or have a child besides Malia (Again, we don’t meet her until about season 4.) But, when we watch the flash backs of the fire, there are children in the house, in the basement. They are reaching through the gates to get out. Some of them were still human. WHOSE CHILDREN WERE THEY IF THEY WEREN’T TALIA’S AND THEY WEREN’T PETER’S?! AND WHO ARE THESE 8 OTHER MYSTERY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE DURING THE FIRE!?       
     

    Monday, January 12, 2015


    Bigfoot: The Tale of a Sasquatch

     

    Bigfoot is a well-known figure of common interest among the realists and the imaginative. He is the Chewbacca of Canada. Bigfoot has most commonly been described as being as a large and hairy, monkey or ape like, creature. He has been estimated to been anywhere from the height of 6 ½ - 10ft tall. I’m not sure how people can really estimate weight without just getting him on a scale, but he is believed to about 500 pounds, give or take. He is covered head to toe in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Witnesses have said that the creature also has large eyes, a very pronounced and large brow line, and a large, low-set forehead. They say that the top of the creatures head is rounded and crested, similar to that of the male gorilla. Bigfoot is commonly reported to have a strong, unpleasant smell by those who claim to have encountered him (Or her). The creature, as you would expect, has enormous footprints. I mean, it had to get its name from somewhere, right? Its footprints are as large as 24 inches long and 8 inches wide. While most casts have five toes — like all known apes.

                Personally, I am a strong advocate for the supernatural. I believe in many things because I don’t believe that we have explored enough of the world to actually know what exists. I have a theory that those who believe in Bigfoot are the ones who are advocates of the idea of evolution. People, typically of a more religious background, believe that things and beings were placed on this earth by God, the way he intended them to be. We all came to earth the way we are now. With evolution, all creatures came from a base creature. All of the things existing today were once of a common animal or creature. Different creatures we see today developed from necessary survival characteristics. There was a study done about different types of birds and why their beaks needed to be different lengths, though they were of the same species. It goes back to a species done by Charles Darwin on his theory of evolution. People believe that Bigfoot resides in the mountains or forests of Canada. Isn't It possible that he has been evolved into a form that would best equip him for his environment? I will stand by my belief that he is real until I am proven wrong.

    Loch Ness Monster: Nessie of Scotland

     

            There have been claims of many sightings of a mysterious and unique water monster living in Scotland for about 1,500 (We all know this legend. You can see where I’m going with this). The modern account of the Loch Ness monster was actually reported by a couple on May 2, 1933. The newspaper Inverness Courier had the recount of said couple who actually claimed to have seen "an enormous animal rolling and plunging on the surface." Clearly, having a big water monster jumping up out of the water like some trained dolphin at Sea World sparked some need for media attention. It was a major phenomenon that resulted in the mention of rewards for anyone brave enough and skilled enough to catch such a beast.

    Loch Ness, located in the Scottish Highlands, has the largest volume of fresh water in Great Britain; the body of water reaches a depth of nearly 800 feet and a length of about 23 miles. Scholars of the Loch Ness Monster find a dozen references to "Nessie" in Scottish history, dating back to around A.D. 500, when local Picts carved a strange aquatic creature into standing stones near Loch Ness. The earliest written reference to a monster in Loch Ness is a 7th-century biography of Saint Columba, the Irish missionary who introduced Christianity to Scotland. In 565, according to the biographer, Columba was on his way to visit the king of the northern Picts near Inverness when he stopped at Loch Ness to confront a beast that had been killing people in the lake. Seeing a large beast about to attack another man, Columba intervened, invoking the name of God and commanding the creature to "go back with all speed." The monster retreated and never killed another man.


     

                    Of course, the Loch Ness Monster is simply a myth…. Isn’t it? There is no hard evidence of the creature. There are sonar stats, photos, recounts from eye witnesses for hundreds of years, even ancient drawings people had made of a water creature near Loch Ness in Scotland long before there was any media attention given to the subject. Of course, there are many misidentifications and false identifications. Many have written photos and sightings of “Nessie” off as; trees, birds, eels, elephants, seals, “optical effects” caused by something as simple as wind and fog, or seismic gas. There was a belief that, after one witness recounted seeing the Loch Ness Monster and hearing a “loud roar” that it could have been an earthquake due to the time frame that the witness reported it. Gas could have risen during the earthquake as the surface of the water shook and trembled. I must say, these explanations are all pretty plausible. They’re definitely more rational and “realistic”, aren’t they? I mean, there is reasonable doubt, that’s all we need. Well, wouldn’t it also be possible that the creature exists?

     

                Let’s consider the facts. This creature, whatever the creature may be, has been sighted and documented for over 1,500 years. There are archaic drawings of the creature near Loch Ness, countless people who have, over the years, giving detailed recollections of what they had seen. There are photos, though they are pretty cruddy quality and can be a bit fake looking, I’ll admit that. We have proof that dinosaurs existed; on land, in the sky, in the water. We study the theory of evolution in school to show that we had all descended from a common creature. There are many areas of the world and depths of water that humans are no able to venture to yet. With all of these different circumstances and conditions.. why is it so unbelievable that this creature could exist? If we can have the skeletons of water bound creatures in museums, why can we not have live creatures in Loch Ness?